Face Tattoos

(Before the madness commences, we’ll have to let you know not to take this post too seriously. No need to go and type a rant about how ignorant the writer of some bullsh-t article is. You might not agree with some of the things here and think that these people can very well get laid. Well, of course they can.)

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This is your average tattoo fails list. We can’t possibly estimate’s someone’s appeal and performance in the sheets through their face tattoos no matter how shitty. So sit back and calm your tats. Hopefully, you’ll get better face tattoos than these guys.


I mean, unless you belong to the same skinhead herd, or you’re both turned on by Hello Kitty, or it could be you’re both shitty tattoo enthusiasts, chances are most people won’t really get aroused by your sexy face tattoo.


He seems to know what a girl really wants.


Get a good ol’ white boy not only good for a one-nighter but someone to take home to your parents.


Oh, shut up, she seems like a very nice woman.


Whatever ‘it’ is, we’re not sure we want to know.





There to remind you what his best quality is.


The poor guy seems to be very confused. You probably can’t trust him with the rubber.


“You’ll love me, I have a great sense of humour.”


Guess he’s not into some interracial fun. Sad.


Instead of foreplay, there shall be a round of chess.
One word: stalemate.



What lawsuit? The only suit we’ll be seeing tonight is you in your birthday suit. 

Worst-Face-Tattoos-1The closest he’ll ever get to a pussy.


Check off Hello Kitty man on the list, we found him a great match.


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He’s a freak in bed. (wink)Face-Tattoo

What’s up with guys and tattoos of women’s name on their faces.


“If you can guess how many face tattoos I have, you get a kiss to any part of your body.”

“My fist.” (Because who the f-ck is Evelyn, am I right?)


Unless you get off of Mitt Romney,


It would probably quite difficult to hump someone who might be able to summon satan right in the middle of your sexy time.

Scary face of split tongued tattooed man police say killed his pal in the woods

Interesting story behind this mugshot:

“Here’s the frightening face of split tongued, tattooed David Adam Pate, the man police in South Carolina say killed his pal in the woods. The 24-year-old, whose facial tattoos include a ‘joker mouth’, teardrops and ‘Satan’ above his right eye, allegedly murdered 33-year-old Ricky James five weeks ago and left his body for neighborhood children to find. He is seen in this bizarre jail mugshot sticking out his surgically forked tongue and showing off his ‘974’ neck tattoo, which is the sign of street gang Gangster Disciples. He is charged with murder.”

We heard he’s single.


Not sure if Magneto or middle schooler wearing a wrestling head gear.


How we love funny men.


Got a call from Rick Genest, he


Told you, you need one, quality douche.


Lucky number sex-sex-sex.


I think his intentions are pretty clear.


Oh look, it’s a big tattoo of a nope, about to go down on you.


Fancy some nice BDSM, getting tied up with this bloke? (I am so funny.)


But some women and men won’t mind slipping off their knickers from a single doze of that smouldering gaze.


Panties dropping faster than you can say ‘felon possession of firearms’.


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